This is only a test. If there were a real situation, you would have been advised to go elsewhere.Tumblr (3.0; @chrisjortiz)http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e3ab9718d92b9a52a6d66a1b96a3b1bc/tumblr_mmo54teWjX1qzqymlo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>My reaction when I buy a frozen dinner and there’s no microwave instructions. Cooking something for 20 minutes defeats the purpose of buying a frozen dinner. </p>http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/50226455491http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/50226455491Sun, 12 May 2013 00:43:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2992a1750ab060f1ec3f07f5338a19c9/tumblr_mm5cvrDRDb1qzqymlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So Bill Cosby plays in my bowling league. (at Skidmore’s Holiday Bowl)</p>http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/49402977812http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/49402977812Wed, 01 May 2013 21:16:39 -0400 With my 32th (holy shit!) birthday approaching, decided to challenge myself. My goal is to run 100...http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/49239113952http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/49239113952Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:39:35 -0400runninggetting oldNike+<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8fbb1a3fab5190047070bfe9c01ba5f6/tumblr_mm1h6igYPI1qzqymlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Forget Casual Fridays. Casual Mondays is how ballers (self employed) roll.</p>http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/49211727528http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/49211727528Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:59:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d1045c8d9bc2e7c178c783a5051d130a/tumblr_mm1gi9CnWN1qzqymlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thestir.cafemom.com/big_kid/153975/the_5_best_worst_states?utm_medium=sm&utm_source=facebook&utm_content=fanpage#share_icons" target="_blank">According to Child Well Being Index</a>, New Mexico is the worst state to raie your kids.  </p>http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/49210581830http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/49210581830Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:44:33 -0400 I doubt the world needs another review of &#8220;The Great Gatsby&#8221; so I&#8217;ll keep this...http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/49161818614http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/49161818614Mon, 29 Apr 2013 01:48:00 -0400The Great Gatsby<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c2dd077c4b56e5d86eef451b82da60c/tumblr_mm037goh8S1qzqymlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Day made. My highest Reddit submission (excluding my GW posts)</p>http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/49159307341http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/49159307341Mon, 29 Apr 2013 00:59:40 -0400reddit<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c08731a19fd83c79522aa4d7d6baaf6/tumblr_mly2w5Yko91qzqymlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wanted to buy Millie a kid broom because she kept trying to use our broom. Target only had a pink broom set, no blue or neutral colors. To compensate we plan to buy Millie a power drill set next.</p>http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/49059284177http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/49059284177Sat, 27 Apr 2013 22:57:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0267fcd4f397568468474114b2916b8/tumblr_mlvcqmJEm81qzqymlo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I ask myself this every morning on my drive to work</p>http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/48933234915http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/48933234915Fri, 26 Apr 2013 11:37:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/adfe133527da242a4404bae6af0c9fb8/tumblr_mlkn1k02nx1qzqymlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dexter fans will appreciate this.</p>http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/48465752088http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/48465752088Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:46:32 -0400dexterboston marathon<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/40c2e6a5579a9d39204e75cd2c8e9e97/tumblr_ml4ldtrFac1qzqymlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.kob.com/article/stories/s2995613.shtml?cat=504&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=kob4" target="_blank">New Mexico nearly tops another list! </a></p>http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/47761434208http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/47761434208Fri, 12 Apr 2013 00:49:05 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FlNGXOs_vSM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/47723138364http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/47723138364Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:37:55 -0400hangoverpartIIIjohn goodmantrailers<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/12de6063c8939f0b2e42fd4096fe6c16/tumblr_ml07jrZYzk1qzqymlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>While at SXSW discovered the band Mobley. Good stuffs</p>http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/47558357292http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/47558357292Tue, 09 Apr 2013 15:59:50 -0400MobleysxswAustin<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d18bdb164e911a8c498fdfc4472fd72a/tumblr_mkr4klWiWb1qksquzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/47543023120http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/47543023120Tue, 09 Apr 2013 11:30:06 -0400Anyone else catch this moment after Louisville win? http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/47516694704http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/47516694704Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:10:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0517e436b03bda3f80c30f54460590e2/tumblr_mkosu1wEhw1qzqymlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.nmtelegram.com/2013/04/03/report-nm-has-7th-highest-rate-of-gun-violence/" target="_blank">New Mexico is #7! </a></p> <p>#BadLuckState</p>http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/47028634350http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/47028634350Wed, 03 Apr 2013 12:08:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/117b9b0cc443eee6e6dc26266db9b935/tumblr_mjtvhlRTWI1qzqymlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In honor of St. Patrick’s Day I’m cracking open this special edition Jameson, aged 12 years. Anyone wanna join?</p>http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/45627539770http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/45627539770Sun, 17 Mar 2013 19:20:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b8f8fde72a3c304fc93b7d0b29c0ca05/tumblr_mjrs88yVvD1qzqymlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Saw this sign while walking in downtown #atx</p>http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/45522647937http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/45522647937Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:14:32 -0400atx Well, Demo Day is behind us. While it wasn&#8217;t all we had hoped for, our team made amazing...http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/45223343274http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/45223343274Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:14:45 -0400austinnewscasticentrepreneur<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fcf2c05b5a9b85e5d4cbae5719840088/tumblr_mjj71mCQqE1qzqymlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This will from now on be my #likeaboss photo - HBO’s Game of Thrones at SXSW (ps- I need to watch this show at some point)</p>http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/45184642873http://chrisjortiz.tumblr.com/post/45184642873Tue, 12 Mar 2013 08:00:28 -0400