Trying to finish off the keg from today’s party.

Trying to finish off the keg from today’s party.

Just got my Facebook business cards. I should have made them read: “I’m CEO, Bitch.”

Finally!! Mayor of Chipotle!

Finally!! Mayor of Chipotle!

Slut is not a word? I beg to argue #WordsWithFriends

Slut is not a word? I beg to argue #WordsWithFriends

Doesn’t Ron Paul look a lot like Carlton Blanchard from “Wings?” 

Mind if I strap your phone to my forehead so I can pretend you’re looking at me when we talk?

Mind if I strap your phone to my forehead so I can pretend you’re looking at me when we talk?

My grandfather enjoying his Chipotle burrito. He proceeded to feed half of it to his new foster dog.

My grandfather enjoying his Chipotle burrito. He proceeded to feed half of it to his new foster dog.

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