Trying to finish off the keg from today’s party.
Just got my Facebook business cards. I should have made them read: “I’m CEO, Bitch.”
Finally!! Mayor of Chipotle!
Slut is not a word? I beg to argue #WordsWithFriends
Doesn’t Ron Paul look a lot like Carlton Blanchard from “Wings?”
Mind if I strap your phone to my forehead so I can pretend you’re looking at me when we talk?
My grandfather enjoying his Chipotle burrito. He proceeded to feed half of it to his new foster dog.