1. My life summed up in a single meme. She won’t let me have an Xbox One because “I won’t have enough time” but I’m caught up on all Housewives franchises.

  2. Self portraits. I can’t take myself seriously.  

  3. Love that you can leave unwanted furniture in your front yard with a “free” sign. These chairs were gone before the end of the day. 

  4. In celebration of St. Patrick’s Day - some photos from my 2013 trip to St. Jame’s Gate Brewery and The Old Jameson Distillery in Dublin.  

    The last one is the brewery’s 9,000-year lease. Yep, 9,000 years. 

  5. Laughed way too hard when I saw this on Reddit. The caption? “When cleaning up after the girlfriend spent a week visiting her mom.”

  6. typeverything:


    “We won’t stop until we on top” by Lucas Young.

    (via Handmadefont.com)

  7. During one of my many recent viewings of “The Wizard of Oz” and caught this quote. This should be the original “You have no power here.” 


  8. For your holiday listening enjoyment - a Chris Kinda Christmas

    (Source: Spotify)

  9. A tip for those trying to cut those late-night cravings. [OC]

  10. Drawing on yourself can be exhausting.

  11. Looks like something from Wizard of Oz #balloonfiesta

  12. Red chile ristras at the Albuquerque downtown farmers market.

  13. Real dads wear pink Dora backpacks

  14. Teenage Mutant Ninja Pumpkin on Flickr.

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Pumpkin at the Albuquerque downtown farmers market.

  15. chrisjortiz:

    Time lapse practice - take 1. Getting ready for #BalloonFiesta